[...]    SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — Police say a man is hospitalized with life-threatening injuries after he apparently caught on fire inside a San Francisco adult bookstore.    Lt. Troy Dangerfield said Thursday that the man was seen ablaze and running out of the Golden Gate Adult Superstore in the city's South of Market neighborhood Wednesday night.    Dangerfield said several onlookers attempted to help the burning man as he ran past them. He said a grou … Read More [...]

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Talk about burning in hell over lust. Poor guy, hope he ends up okay.

F’ing priceless!!!

LMAO!!!!

Now THAT is some news!

How do you suppose he explains this one to his congregation?

Such a great story…there’s really no need for comment!

Why do I get the feeling there is some sort of cosmic “I told you so” just waiting out there …

i guess he might sue ky jelly for gettin to hot…lol

You can start a campfire from friction – rubbing 2 sticks togeter.
Dude, next time use lubrication

LOL Now that is some crazy stuff. Best story I’ve read all day.

wow……just another “flamer” from ‘frisco!

FAIL!

WOW! Is that why Doctors ask “Does it burn when you pee?” When you think you have a STD? Guess it DOES!!

You people are hilarious. A man catches on fire in a very humiliating way and you guys attack him with jokes. Isn’t America great? I just hope he has thick skin.

Rubber wear heaven or latex hell…

What a bummer,Watch a hot flix and lose your cool. With his luck he will probably get hooked on pain killing drugs before he recovers from this scorching ordeal. We know what happened but how did it happen?????????????

That’s why I love Burning Man!

ALL THAT FRICTION PROBABLY CAUSED IT…….

I can’t believe all of these stupid comments…………

I hope each and every one of you fall to a fate worse than his………..

And I also hope that your lives all fall apart, and you all die alone…………..

You all should be ashamed of yourselves…………….

You all have been cursed, and when things start to fall apart, I want you all to rember that it is because of your comments that you made to this news story……

This is real folks, don’t let the times fool you…… Curses are real as you all will find out……………..

Too much friction. Gotta use that lube liberally Jose.

Bend over and grab your ankles big fella.

HAHAHAHA I was thinking the same exact thing!
I was like dang that guy must be FAST lmao!

RIchard Pryor imitation….it’s da crackpipe babeeee!