Today, Carmichael Dave is out sick, and the guys try to figure out how they’re going to do the show without him. Don begins with a new Tomellen oath that he tries out on the guys, and we learn that KHTK will be hosting the Exotic Halloween Ball at Cal Expo this year. Don then tells us about his Saturday brunch with Janet, and their favorite gay friends Corey and Roy. The brunch turned into an all day event, complete with antiquing, and a trip to the Merc, a gay bar in Sacramento’s Lavender District. Don then calls his wife Janet to talk about the day (Janet also suspects Dave is faking).
The guys then talk NFL, and the games yesterday. Little Joe goes over the guys’ picks from last weekend, and once again Craig has the best record, missing only two games! Don then calls Joe Ardinger, who is on his way to Sacramento to be the latest addition to the show! Right now, Joe is in Illinois, and hoping to be in Wyoming by tonight. He plans on being in Sacramento by Wednesday, and will start on the show Thursday!
The guys then get a visit from Mike Pereira, former head NFL referee, and analyst on FOX NFL. Mike talks about the past weekend’s games, and some of the controversial calls that occurred. He also gives his interpretation of the “fumble” incident in the Giants/Cardinals game, and the infamous “tuck rule.”
The guys then dive into Don’s library of educational videos. Today, we learn about marijuana, talking to strangers, being a whore, puberty, and our favorite- sex ed for trainables. Don then plays trailers from naughty 70’s movies, such as Naughty Cheerleader, Boob Tube, and Females For Hire. We then hear clips from Andy Rooney’s final 60 Minutes appearance, and Roseanne’s announcement that she’s running for President.
It’s then time for the “Phantom News Hour.” Today, Phantom talks about the first transgender firefighter ever in New York, Tiger Woods falling out of the PGA top 50 for the first time in 15 years, and the top box office numbers for this past weekend. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!