Today, Don begins by telling us that sex in the bathtub is highly overrated, and just leaves it at that. Don then tells us that Phantom needs a costume for the Exotic Halloween Ball on Saturday, and asks if there are any costume stores out there that can help him out. We also hear about the picture Little Joe sent Dave of his sick bowel movement yesterday. Michael Lohan was arrested for domestic violence yesterday, which brings the guys into a discussion of the celebrity boxing match they’re planning on attending in L.A. next week. Little Joe however, tells us that things are so backwards with the promoters that the trip may fall through. Don also plays clips from last night’s Dancing With The Stars, in which Chaz Bono was voted off.
The guys then get a visit from The NFL Today’s James Brown, who talks with Don about Bill Cosby, Donovan McNabb, and Tim Tebow, and even does an intro for the “Phantom News Hour!” He also tells us why Little Joe can’t seem to get a hold of Phil Simms. It’s then time for “Phantom’s Singing Telegrams,” in which listeners call up and have Phantom sing messages to their loved ones in the style of famous performers. Don then calls a couple strip clubs in North Dakota in which the dancers average about $1500 a night. When the clubs don’t answer Don decides to call his brother Jim, who has a new tattoo of the Guinness harp. Don also resets the story of his brother going to the special “Mark Twain School” in junior high.
After finding out that comedian Patrice O’neal had a stroke last week, and Amy Winehouse died of alcohol poisoning, Don reads a new article from this month’s Cosmopolitan: “30 Things To Do To A Naked Man.” It is obvious that the writers of Cosmo are women who don’t have a clue what men want. We also hear about the computer hacking group “Anonymous” planning to take down FOX News and their website on November 5th, and President Obama’s appearance on Leno last night. It is then time for the “Phantom News Hour.” Today, Phantom talks about a Burger King in Japan giving away free Whoppers, Tila Tequila wanting to box Lindsay Lohan, Obama’s student loan plan, and tear gas being fired at the Occupy Wall St. protest in Oakland. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!