The Don Geronimo Show - December 6, 2011
Don starts the day by telling us he's worried about Noodles. Ever since he broke off his 4 month relationship, he's been acting differently. He's even wearing shirts that fit him! Don decides to have him on the show tomorrow to ask him what's going on. Dave then tells us about his daughter Avery drawing on their hardwood floors last night with her crayons. Dave, being the great parent he is, decided to pretend he was on the phone with Santa Claus to scare Avery into behaving. It's then time for Don to continue an annual yuletide tradition of his, by telling the "Aunt Lola" story, in which his drunk Aunt Lola stuck her tongue in Don's mouth at a family Christmas gathering when he was 11.
The Packers are selling shares of their team to the public today- for one day only, but Don wants nothing to do with it. He equates it to buying a brick at Disneyland- it doesn't really mean anything. After playing a few rounds of the "ABC Game," Don makes a major announcement: 1140 The Fan will be the flagship station of the Sacramento Kings for the next 5 years! Don and the guys are not only excited about the new agreement, but are eager to get this lockout shortened season started! Don then calls the offices of Proctor and Gamble, regarding a story he read about a job with the company that involves armpit sniffing, to determine if the Gillette deodorant they make is effective. Don inquires about any open positions in armpit sniffing for Craig.
After playing a few new promos about the upcoming Kings season, and 1140 The Fan airing the games for the next 5 years, including one that says "Suck it, Anaheim," it's time to play "Stump The Stoop." Today, instead of playing the top 100 hits from just one year, the guys battle it out over the entire 1980's. Comedian Jon Lovitz then stops by. Jon, who comes off as "sleepy," to Don, tells us about his work on "The Critic," doing stand-up again, and the comedians and actors who helped him on his way up.
After a few random news stories, including TMZ with nude pictures of Shaun White, and a debate on FOX News about Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer promoting bullying, Dave announces he has made a deal with Craig, to give him $10 to fart in his face. That's $10 for EVERY time he farts on Craig. Don takes it a step further and says HE will pay Craig $10 every time anyone-station employee or listener, farts in Craig's face.
It's then time for the "Phantom News Hour." Among the stories today: NASA has found an Earth-like planet 600 light-years away, 60% of the American public is getting annoyed with the Occupy movement, and the FDA approves a new hangover pill. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!
