Today, on The Don Geronimo Show, Dave starts with a classic SBD that fumigates the entire studio. Don then tells us he’s hates Apple right now because of the hoops he’s been jumping through trying to update Janet’s iPhone. Don also plays the new Good Day Sacramento promo that comes off as a bit creepy, which reminds him of a sexual harassment video he had to watch recently, which he also plays. Billy from promotions was approached by 2 intimidating men at Safeway last night who thought he was Tom Cruise, and Don calls him to ask about it. The guys then get into a discussion about the video of the Marines peeing on dead Taliban soldiers, before Don shows us a video of a woman with 2 vaginas. It’s then time for two rounds of the Match Game. Today the questions include Dave’s astrological sign, Steve Goss’ Nambla meeting, and what Spiderman thinks of Batman and Robin.
We then get an in-studio visit from the great Kevin Nealon, who is performing at the Punchline this weekend. Kevin talks about the new season of Weeds, his SNL days, appearing on Johnny Carson, and the guys who most influenced him. After he leaves, Bo Derek calls in to talk about her appearance on Chuck tonight, and Don gets Bo to record a special message for Grant Napear! Don then plays a clip from a game show that never aired called “Riddlers” that David Letterman hosted. Don also makes his weekly call to Green Bay to talk to the douche bag at the adult sex shop, and Kathryn at Brett Favre’s Steakhouse.
It’s then time for the “Phantom News Hour.” Among the stories today: Heather Locklear hospitalized, Cameron Diaz’s breast implants, Kelly Clarkson singing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl, and Madonna accuses Lady Gaga of ripping off her song “Express Yourself.” And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!
Summary by Craig Harless