The Don Geronimo Show - March 16, 2012

Today we are live at the Boxing Donkey Irish Pub in Roseville for the big St. Patrick's Day Party!! As the place begins filling up, our good buddy Mark S. Allen from Good Day Sacramento stops by to hang out, as do the exotic dancers from City Limits. Don then gives Craig a wireless microphone to talk to the patrons at the bar, and feeds him the questions to ask, which include "Why are you wearing a dress?" to a guy with a kilt, and "Will you punch me in the face?

Don then throws it over to the dice table, where Ron and Billy have listeners rolling dice for a chance to win $10,000. Craig talks to a few of them, before everyone stops what they're doing to watch the strippers make out with each other. They even do a few friendly things to Mark S. Allen. After meeting a loyal listener named Mike, who is quite a bit overweight, Don decides it would be a good idea for Craig to do a shot of Jameson out of his belly button (In fact he does two of them). The guys then begin talking to the strippers, and one of them even kisses Phantom!

After another visit to the dice table, Don talks to a recently married couple, and does his own version of "The Newlywed Game." The wife even tells us that of all the guys on the show, she would nail Little Joe first! Craig then interviews a guy at the bar who's been hitting on the stripper, then interviews the stripper. She tells us that a guy just bought her a shot that turned out to be water. Craig then interviews that guy. After discussing the hottest news women in Sacramento, and where Dave is going tomorrow on his pub crawl, it's time for the "Phantom News Hour." Today, Phantom gives us all kinds of fun facts about St. Patrick's Day and March Madness, HBO has cancelled "Luck" because the show was killing too many horses, a famous earless bunny in Germany gets stepped on by a cameraman and dies, and this weekend's movies. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!