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The Don Geronimo Show - May 1, 2012

Don begins the day by reading off Craig's morning tweets, with the hash tag #BestPickUpLines, then goes into the massive bee emergency he and Janet had at their house yesterday. Apparently a nest had been built in the walls of their home, and the exterminators estimated that anywhere between 10,000 and 20,000 bees were in there home, mostly swarming the front porch. Don even plays the audio he took from his iPhone yesterday, in which the mad buzzing sounds like an angry weed whacker. Don then plays a clip of the Octomom saying she's going to do a masturbation porn video. This gets the guys on a nasty internet kick, as they check out videos of rhinos having sex, 2 guys-one horse, and donkey shows.

After watching a video of 3 grandmas watching the Kim Kardashian/Ray J sex tape, and more Octomom clips, Don calls Janet to ask her how many dead bees are on their porch right now. We then get a visit from veterinarian Greg Miller, inventor of "Neuticals," prosthetic testicles for neutered dogs. after the interview,we hear a clip of a karate instructor who tells women to use their bodily functions if they're getting raped. We also hear a clip from our good friend Lindsey Pavao's performance on "The Voice" last night. Doug the Car Czar then stops by the studio to talk about everything cars, and answers texts and phone calls from listeners.

After hearing that Bobby Brown "didn't get Whitney on drugs," Dave shows us an app on his iPhone that takes pictures of your face, and tells you how ugly you are. Don, Phantom, and Craig are all, according to the app, very good looking, while Dave and both Joes are extremely ugly. Don then calls in Julie Ryan, and Jenny from promotions to try it out. It's then time for the "Phantom News Hour." Today, Don tells us that Hall & Oates will perform on "The Voice," HBO has a new detective series starring Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson, and gives us all kinds of classic movie fun facts. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!

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