The Don Geronimo Show – June 19, 2012
Don begins the day with his new role for Steve: Show Announcer. He even gives Steve a some new lines for the show’s intro. Don then asks Steve about his Sandusky parody song that he apparently can’t sing on the air because it’s “too over the top.” We then hear about Don’s wife Janet’s mammogram yesterday, and their “scrunch the balls” conversation. Don and Steve then pull out their iPods and play “Who’s iPod Is Gayer?”
The guys then get into a discussion about the new transcripts of the Sandusky trial, and this leads Don to tell us about his own locker room stories, in which he would “check out” guys to see what they had packing. Phantom then asks Don which D.O.T. guy was the most well hung, and that leads Steve to tell us about the weird guy in his neighborhood who would pick up teenage guys with beer, and have his way with them.
Don also reads a few of Janice from Ceres’ drunken rambling emails, before Janice actually calls in with more drunken ramblings over the phone. We then get a visit from comedian Jay Mohr. Jay, who is performing at Cobb’s Comedy Club in S.F. this weekend, does impersonations of Tracy Morgan, Christopher Walken, Norm MacDonald, and Eddie Vedder, talks about his relationship with Ron and Fez, and tells us about his own podcast, as well as some of the movies and TV shows he’s done.
We then see a video from “Thailand’s Got Talent,” in which a woman paints with her own boobs. We then hear clips from the Roger Clemens trial, Kathie Lee announcing that Regis will co-host the “Today” show with her tomorrow, George Zimmerman jail phone call tapes, and Jack Osbourne being diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis. It’s then time for the “Phantom News Hour.” Today, Phantom tells us about Alec Baldwin hitting a New York Daily News photographer, a man getting busted for a “Super Extreme DUI,” TV reminders, and Taco Bell’s new “Cool Ranch Dorito” taco. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!