Today, Don begins by telling us that Bipolar Mary has flaked on us today. She says she can come in tomorrow, but we’ll see what happens.
Don also tells us about his visit to Ace Hardware yesterday to get a chain for his toilet, and in between hacking coughs (Don has a sinus infection), Don calls up a few phone sex lines, including a live chat line, in which the guys take turns leaving dirty messages, and Don even pulls out the John Wayne soundboard.
We then hear that Don wants the listeners to bring fireworks down to the station for us to fire off tomorrow, before playing a game Phantom created, in which the guys try to guess Phantom’s favorite players from different sports teams. It’s then time for another edition of “$10 Pyramid.” Today, Steve teams up with Little Joe, and Phantom with Slow Joe. Among the categories today: “Seinfeld,” “Famous Oakland Raiders,” “Famous Dictators,” and “DeNiro Movies.”
We then hear clips from President Obama’s speech yesterday, in which he was booed for saying that Mitt Romney is a “good patriot,” before it’s time for the “Phantom News Hour.” Today, Phantom tells us about a restaurant in Quebec called “Safari Burger,” and their unique menu, introduces us to the “Krispy Kreme Challenge,” and other junk food races, a man who’s grandfather’s ashes were spilled by a TSA agent at Indianapolis Airport, and the passing of screenwriter Nora Ephron at 71. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!