Don begins the day with a new bath salt story: apparently a guy snorted bath salts and ate his own feces! The guys then talk about the Home Run Derby last night, and Don tells us how much Chris Berman annoys him. After Don and Craig tell us about their love for Jamele Hill, the guys talk about the Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes divorce, which was settled in record time. This leads Don to tell us about his first marriage when he was a teenager, which ended disastrously, and his relationship with his first daughter.

Don then plays YouTube videos of guys shooting fireworks out of their asses, and asks Craig if that would be something he’d be interested in doing. We also hear about Steve’s infomercial he’s shooting in L.A. the next 3 days, and Don introduces us to the “Pizza Cone,” and the “Waffle Cone Taco.” The guys then talk about Howard Stern on “America’s Got Talent,” Don’s “Good Day Sacramento” days, and his experience with “Mark and Brian” back in the ’80’s.

We then get a visit from our favorite gay, Roy Gilmore. Roy tells us about the homeless guy he saw in San Francisco taking a dump on the street, his 4th of July, and the trip he and his boyfriend Corey took to Palm Springs. After Roy, it’s time for the “Phantom News Hour.”

Today, Phantom tells us that 21% of adults have tattoos, an 86 year old French guy disrupted a flight from LAX, TV reminders for the evening, and 6 things to avoid from fast food places. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!


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