Don begins the day with a series of the saddest movie clips that the guys think are funny. We then hear a new erotic fiction story written by Steve, about Slow Joe, before Don tells us about Paris Hilton’s anti-gay comments, and the bisexual dating site cowboys.com. After Don tells us about a Japanese man who cut off his genitals and tried to serve them as food, the guys do a trial run on Don’s new Family Feud game, with Phantom paired up with Slow Joe, and Craig with Steve.
We then get a visit from former NFL great and FOX broadcaster Dan Fouts. Dan, who is calling the Oakland/Pittsburgh game, gives his take on the replacement refs, talks about his old playing days, and talks about Jay Cutler shoving his teammate during the Green Bay game. We also hear his take on Alex Smith, Carson Palmer, and the kneel down at the end of the Tampa Bay/ NY Giants game. The guys then get a call from loyal listener Luke, calling all the way from China. Luke, who has been responsible for a lot of the erotic fiction Don reads about the guys, hips us to an armless pianist on “China’s Got Talent.” After the guys watch the guy playing piano with his feet, we get an in studio visit from our old friend, Blind Neal. Neal comes in with his collection of audio porn, and famous movies that have narratives to describe to blind folk what’s going on.
Actor Matthew Lillard also stops by. Matthew’s movie, “Trouble With The Curve,” comes out Friday, and He tells us what it was like working with Clint Eastwood, Amy Adams, and Justin Timberlake. It’s then time for the “Phantom News Hour.” Today, Phantom tells us that Kato Kaelin now says O.J. was guilty, Kelsey Grammer storms out on Piers Morgan, the Top Ten Rock Albums of 1992, and the Top 5 Burger chains in America. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!