Don begins with Little Joe’s prank on Craig, hiding Craig’s Gatorade on top of the AC unit above his head, while Craig looked furiously for it before the show. The guys then talk about the space shuttle Endeavor making a visit to Sacramento today, and Don tells us about his visit to Raley’s with Janet yesterday, and the idiot lady at the checkstand who didn’t have enough money for her groceries, and accused the checkout clerk of overcharging her. Don then reads Janice from Modesto’s latest incoherent tweets, and plays the new John Parr song, dedicated to Monday Night Football.
We also hear about some new products for fat people- the “Big John Toilet Seat,” the “Freedom Wand,” and the “Bottom Buddy,” all designed to help fat folk use the bathroom easier. We then get a visit from TV’s Suzanne Somers. Suzanne, who starts her new morning talk show on Lifetime next week, talks about getting her first gig, in American Graffiti, and how that launched her career, how she’s able to stay beautiful at 65, and the all the healthy things she does to keep herself in good health.
We then get a visit from FOX broadcaster Chris Myers. Don talks a bit with Chris about dealing with the passing of his son, before Chris gives us his take on the replacement refs, which teams he thinks are the very best, and very worst, and breaks down the Atlanta/San Diego game, which he’s calling this Sunday. He also talks about the NASCAR Chase For The Cup, and who thinks has the best chance to win.
After Chris, comedian Chris Titus comes into the studio. Chris, who is performing at the Punchline in Sac Friday and Saturday, gives us his take on the space shuttle coming through, what he’s been doing since his FOX show, “Titus,” his new movie “Bad Parents” with Janeane Garofalo, his worst gig ever, and getting to meet Bruce Springsteen. He also does an intro for Phantom News! The guys then mock the space shuttle coverage, as it flies over Sacramento.
It’s then time for the “Phantom News Hour.” Today, Phantom tells us about the iPhone 5 craze, Demi Lovato’s body image issue that apparently started when she was 3, the most unhealthy football foods, and today is Waldo’s 25th birthday! And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!