Don begins the day with some granny porn a listener gave Don yesterday. We then watch a video of a Girl Scout, who while bragging about “selling 60 boxes,” falls out of her chair and hits her head. We then hear about a Chinese restaurant that was shut down because a deer carcass was discovered in the kitchen. After Don tells us why Janice from Modesto is now dead to him, and why AOL News is terrible, we hear Steve’s new parody song about stealing Don’s friends, and Don tells us about his trip to FedEx yesterday, in which they wouldn’t take the box his package was in, because it had “USPS” on it. The guys then watch the new Clay Matthews Verizon commercial, and Don whittles down the 10 Commandments to 3.
We then get a visit from our good friend Dennis Hof, owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Reno, NV. Dennis tells us about his birthday bash on Oct. 13th, and invites the guys out to party with him, and even possibly do a show out there. He also gives us his take on granny porn and the 10 Commandments. After Dennis, Don pulls out a classic East Coast Bob tape, from the time he called a station in Providence, R.I., and the DJ continued to replay the call numerous times over the next few days.We also get a caller who says he’d like to go to the Bunny Ranch because his wife cheated on him with his best friend. We also hear a few clips, including a NASA recording of radiation belts in space, Seth MacFarlane’s announcement to host the Oscars, and Letterman’s rant on Mitt Romney.
It’s then time for the “Phantom News Hour.” Today, “Mob Doctor” is the first fall season program cancelled, in 10 years old people will dominate the earth, and Red Lobster is adding chicken to its menus. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!