Don begins with a game to win tickets to this weekend’s Raider game, called “Where are you calling from?” In which listeners call in and tell Don where they are at that moment, and the guys choose which listener’s location is the best. We then hear about Don’s meeting with G.M. Steve, that resulted in Steve punching a wall, a giving Don a verbal undressing. After Don and the guys talk about Rhea Perlman and Danny DeVito splitting up, and we hear the Obama campaign ad that Sesame Street wants pulled, the guys pick a winner in the “Where are you calling from?” contest, and Don reads a hilarious piece on profootballmock.com, which is a fake Facebook conversation among NFL quarterbacks.
We then get a visit from our good friend Dennis Hof, owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch. Dennis’ birthday is Saturday, and he joins us to talk with the lucky listeners who have been given a free trip to his party! After Dennis, we hear about the passing of NFL great Alex Karras, at 77, and Don reads a list of the quickest fast food drive thrus in America. We also hear a clip from a woman on a Sunday church show talking about the magical powers of the penis, and then Sweet Brown’s web redemption on Tosh.O last night. Don then calls a strip club where a man used inked up dollar bills from a bank robbery he committed, and the lady even does a “Phantom News” intro.
It’s then time for the “Phantom News Hour.” Today, Sandusky’s lawyer buys Penn St. students drinks, an upscale Taco Bell prototype, a woman hides 17 grams of meth in her vagina, and “Louie” is taking a year off. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!