Don begins with his recap of the 3rd Presidential Debate, and although it was pretty boring, he gave it to Obama. BiPolar Mary flaked on us again, but this time it’s because her son was hit by a car, so she’s rescheduled for next week. After Don reads a letter from a listener who is apparently obsessed with Little Joe, he introduces today’s game: “What’s the rudest thing you’ve ever done?” for the listeners, and Craig tells a story about giving a girl herpes during a threesome, without actually getting it himself! The prize for the winner is 7 jerseys and bowling shirts from Phantom’s closet that he’s accumulated over 15 years.

We then get a visit from Arthur and Jeremy from “How’s Your News?” The guys tell us about their coverage of the National Conventions, and which politicians were the nicest and meanest to them. After we hear about a new Village People documentary, the guys play a couple rounds of $10 Pyramid, before it’s time for the “Phantom News Hour.” Today, Phantom tells us that Chris Brown has proposed to Rihanna, Justin Bieber is being sued by a guy claiming to be Selena Gomez’ father,
$1.6 million in poker chips were stolen from the Venetian in Vegas, and the 15 best movies with twist endings. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!