The guys begin the day with a full hour of Porch Sittin’, this time being Craig’s first ever porch sit. We then hear Will I. Am’s new “Entertainment Tonight” theme, which the guys all agree sucks, and a caller who farted on the Grant Napear Show yesterday. The guys then play Don’s new “McDonalds Game,” where he plays, in different languages, things like “Big Mac,” “Chicken McNuggets,” and “That hit the spot,” and the guys guess which language it’s in. After Don tells us about a San Francisco salon that specializes in “Slap Therapy,” and we hear a list of the top earning dead celebrities, Don plays a few clips, including Springsteen impersonating Obama, Donald Trump on Piers Morgan, and David Letterman’s offer to Trump last night.

After the guys watch an educational video from 1959 entitled “What About Prejudice?” It’s time for the “Phantom News Hour.” Today, Phantom tells us about Mitt Romney’s “False Testimony,” TV’s “Most Loved Shows” according to USA TODAY, and a woman finds a frog in her bag of lettuce. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!