Don begins the day with the phone conference he had with the Lifetime TV writer who is interested in his “adoption story.” We then hear about Don’s fascination with prison TV shows, and Don tells us why he thinks he would make a good warden. After discussing how badly Kristen Stewart sucked on Conan last night, we hear that our buddy Taxi Dave will be on Tosh.O next week, and Don introduces us to a website that allows you to send packages to prisoners. Don even give’s the website a call to inquire about getting a package to Deuce Mason’s dad, who’s in a prison in Tracy, CA.

After hearing about Matt Lauer possibly getting his face time cut on the “Today” show, and geeking out on technical radio engineer stuff, we get a visit from the legendary Bill Walton. Bill, who will be visiting the show regularly throughout the basketball season, talks at length with the guys about everything from the Kings, to John Wooten, to Neil Young, to Jerry Garcia, and Bob Dylan!

After Bill, it’s time for the “Phantom News Hour.” Today, Phantom tells us that Katt Williams was arrested in Oakland, the FDA is confirming reports about deaths possibly caused by 5 Hour Energy, and the Aurora shooter keeps trying to kill himself. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!