The day begins with Don’s overflowing coffee pot this morning, and the mess he left in his kitchen for Janet to clean up. We then hear about BiPolar Mary’s voice mail to Little Joe at 4:30 am today, wanting the guys to stop talking about her. After we hear about G.M. Steve’s visit to Little Joe and Craig’s office yesterday, and the bonding moment he had with Craig, Don tries out his “Black Larry King,”and tells us that Angus T.Jones has apologized for his Two And A Half Men rant yesterday, and then we hear Rainn Wilson’s parody of the Angus rant.
After a little bathroom talk, Don welcomes back our good friend Dennis Hof, owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Reno. Dennis tells us about his Christmas giveaway contest for the listeners, and Don introduces Dennis to Drew Hoffar. After Dennis, Don reads a list of contenders for TIME’s “Person Of The Year,” and we hear more creepy news about the guy who is the voice of Elmo. We also hear that “The Onion” has published a story about Kim Jong Un that has created a media storm in North and South Korea, and we hear which professional sports teams have declined in attendance the most in the past decade.
The guys pull out some more Tisha Unarmed videos, picking up where they left off on Monday, and they stumble upon a YouTube video of the “World’s Largest Blunt,” much to the delight of Don, Drew, and Craig. Don then reads a list published by Entertainment Weekly of the “30 Worst Sequels Of All Time.” After mocking the storm coverage of the Sacramento news stations, it’s time for the “Phantom News Hour.” Among the stories today: Entertainment Weekly announces its “Entertainer Of The Year,” the Powerball jackpot is over $500 million, and Tony Bennett will appear on “30 Rock.” And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!