Don begins the day with the prank call that an Australian radio show made to the UK hospital that Kate Middleton was staying at. After Don plays the tape, he keeps with his annual yuletide tradition of telling the “Black Peter” story, and then his famous “Aunt Lola” story. It’s then time to play another round of Don’s new game, “Trap, Slap, or Strap.” Today, Drew and Craig trade slaps in the face, Phantom destroys his hands with the mouse traps, and Little Joe takes a mouse trap on the ear!

We then get a visit from our friend Dennis Hof, owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Reno. Dennis, who is calling from Hawaii, talks about the “Whore For For The Holidays” contest, and speaks with Drew about one of his bunnies, the lovely Piper Rae. We then hear about a St. Augustine man who got a street sign lodged in his head, John Travolta talking about breastfeeding on “Ellen” yesterday, and the guys watch midget videos that they found online yesterday after the show.

It’s then time for the “Phantom News Hour.” Today, Phantom tells us about a company that hires amputees to pretend they’re wounded, the Grammy nominations have been announced, and Time’s “Best of 2012” lists have been released. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!


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