Don begins the day by telling us why he’s so tired this morning, and then tells us about his meeting with the Lifetime TV writer. Apparently Don’s story is not “Lifetime enough,” so the writer is looking at other cable channels to sell the story to. The guys also get into talking about “The Sopranos” being re ran on HBO, and how great of a show that was. We also hear a new East Coast Bob call, and Don tells us that Snoop Dogg reportedly smokes “81 blunts a day.”
After the guys discuss how anyone could possibly pull that off, we get a “Whore For The Holidays” update, and we also hear that the receptionist that put the Australian radio show through to Kate Middleton’s hospital room was found dead, of a reported suicide. The guys then listen to a tape of the radio show doing a lie detector bit that went awry, and a 911 call by a burglar who was being held at gunpoint by the owner of the house he invaded.
As we get more information about the U.K. nurse, Piper Rae from the Moonlite Bunny Ranch calls up to talk about Drew’s visit to the Ranch this weekend. The guys then pick the NFL games, and Don makes his weekly call to Green Bay, the guys watch a car chase in Miami on TV, and then it’s time for the “Phantom News Hour.” Today, another update on the U.K. nurse/receptionist, Duck Dynasty gets 6.5 million viewers, a hospital baby mix up in Minnesota, and a new “Pizza Hut Perfume.” And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!