The day begins with a discussion about how weird the Oscar Pistorius trial has become, and what the hell is up with Sweaty Sean’s wardrobe. The guys then get into a series of videos from Russian dash cams, in which all kinds of vehicular mayhem ensues. After hearing some of Slow Joe’s “Retard PSA’s” Don tells us that apparently some doctors say it’s okay to eat your own feces, and we hear about a Las Vegas woman who got arrested for having sex with her pit bull. We also hear a few garbage parody songs, a 911 call from a 10 year old who doesn’t want to go to bed, and Johnny Cash singing in German.
After a round of “Stump The Stoop,” in which Don of course dominates, we get an in studio visit from Kevin Heffernan and Steve Lemme from Broken Lizard. Kevin and Steve, who are performing at the Punchline in Sacramento Friday and Saturday, tell us meeting each other at Colgate College, the time they met Patrick Swayze, their stand up special being released March 1 on Netflix, and we hear that “Potfest” and “Super Troopers 2” are in the works!
After another phone scan, it’s time for the “Phantom News.” Among the stories today: Michael Imperioli will appear on “The Office,” a 911 dispatcher falls asleep on the job, Ted Nugent’s “Black Power 2013” tour, and Pearl Jam’s “Ten” sells 10 million copies. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!