Don begins with a recap of his (hopefully last) meeting yesterday, in which he’s certain the lawyers are just trying to validate their positions at CBS. He also tells us about Sweaty Sean’s stupid questions, and how radio is being destroyed by corporations. He also tells us his “I’m Dave Kellogg” story, and we hear new rejoiner liners written by Slow Joe and Craig. After hearing about an ex lawyer who is making $60K panhandling and pretending to be retarded, Don reads a list of celebrities who have been parodied on South Park, and tells us that Steven Tyler is banging Clint Eastwood’s 19 year old daughter.

We then hear a list of actors who turned down big TV roles, and that Joan Rivers is being harassed by the Anti Defamation League, before Don interviews TV Producer Jon Lovett, except Don mistakes him for Jon Lovitz! In one of the most awkward interviews ever, Jon tells Don about his show “1600 Penn,” and being a speech writer for President Obama before moving to Hollywood. After the awkwardness, the guys talk about Pope Benedict resigning, and then we get a visit from Don’s old buddy, WWE legend Mick Foley. Mick, who is performing at the Punchline in Sacramento on March 20, talks about his show, “Tales From Wrestling Past,” his take on the Pope, the time he met Batman and Robin, and whether or not he’ll be back in the ring again.

After another Phone Scan, it’s time for “Phantom News.” Today, Playmate Holly Madison wants “placenta pills,” United Airlines offers a “faster security line” option, the new cast of “Celebrity Survivor” has been announced, and Billboard’s “Music Moneymakers” list of 2011. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!


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