Doni starts the day by telling us about the homeless guy that was walking the station hallway this morning, after a side door at the station was left open. We then hear about the post show shenanigans yesterday, including Drew spitting in Craig’s Pepsi for calling him “fat boy,” and the cop bust outside the station that Little Joe and Don watched from Uncle Walty’s window. After talking about getting fooled by cars that look like cop cars, we hear Drew’s story about the police helicopter that circled his sister’s house on Saturday night, leading to mass paranoia, and Don tells us that his old buddy, radio legend John Landecker, will be joining us on Monday.
We then hear a few corny promos for sale promoting spring and baseball, and Doni also reads a list of the most “binged” TV shows of all time, before hearing a clip of Sean Penn and his son going off on a paparazzi. Then Don tells us about a video game system being installed in the bathrooms at a minor league ballpark, and that gets the guys talking about the joys of urination, and whether or not it can be as good as sex.
After another Rotating Random Phone Scan, we get another visit from comedian Dat Phan. Dat, who is performing at Cobb’s Comedy Club in San Francisco Thursday through Saturday, talks about Leno being ousted, possibly doing a sitcom about his life, Vietnamese stereotypes, and how he likes to scratch his athlete’s foot. It’s then time for the “Phantom News.” Today, SNL cast members with the biggest box office draw, Kathy Griffin and Anderson Cooper are working on a new TV show, Justin Timberlake’s record opening for his new album, and Dionne Warwick is broke. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!