Today, Doni kicks off the week with a weekend recap, including the AC battle he had with Janet, and the annoying fat guy that sat behind him at Iron Man 3. We also hear that Slow Joe has what thinks is a spider bite he got on Saturday, and eventually leaves early to see the doctor. After hearing that Craig is now single, and in a really pissy mood today, we get a visit from Mariachi Tradicional, a Sacramento Mariachi band, and they perform in honor of Cinco De Mayo yesterday. We then hear that it’s “International Clitoris Week,” and then it’s time for the “Phantom News.” Today, Metallica Night at AT&T Park last Friday night, A Daytona Beach man strips naked in a 7 Eleven, and says he’s a monkey, and Iron Man 3 has the second highest opening of all time. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!