Today on the show, Don’s mini road rage incident with a neighbor, Slow Joe’s spider bite was just an infected scrape, and the amazing story out of Cleveland, about the 3 women who were kidnapped and held captive for 10 years, and escaped yesterday. Then the AC unit goes haywire and begins buzzing loud and uncontrollably. As Don tries to keep the wheels from falling off, we see a video of a 12 year old who calls out a motorcycle cop for parking on the sidewalk, before engineer Bob shuts off the power to the AC, and the maintenance guy walks into the studio while the guys are on the air to fix it. It’s then time for the “Phantom News.” Among the stories today: Dr. Phil is suing Deadspin, and a new Joe Dirt movie is on the way. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!