The week begins with Doni’s minor road rage incident, the diet he’s been on for three weeks, and a guy in Sacramento who had 11 pounds of cheeba delivered to his doorstep. We then hear that Michael Douglas thinks he got throat cancer from oral sex, and a Llama got tased for spitting on police. After discussing the storm chasers who were killed by a tornado Friday night in Oklahoma, and Drew gags at the sight of a placenta, we get a visit from Scott Thorson, Liberace’s ex-boyfriend, who was bailed out of jail by our good buddy Dennis Hof over the weekend. The guys also discuss the hottest news reporters on TV, and look at some racially insensitive “Little Rascals” clips, before it’s time for the “Phantom News. Among the stories Phantom has for us today: The new Will Smith movie bombed, the passing of Jean Stapleton (Edith Bunker) at 90, NBA star Jason Kidd announces his retirement, and Disneyland ups their admission to $92. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!