Don started off the show talking about how NBC wants to keep Jay Leno around after Jimmy Fallon takes over the Tonight Show and asked if Jimmy Fallon will succeed in the new time slot. Don recapped his weekend, including seeing a mom slap her kid and then having the kid yell “eff you” to Don. Don is pumped for the return of football season and talked about his superstitions. Don also talked about his wife and her gambling problem. Don told the story of when he played high school football and used to fart on the quarterbacks hands and the coach kicked him in the butt, literally. Don’s buddy Walt Gray stopped by to talk about the crazy radio business and his future plans. Don then read a story of a black couple who had a white baby.