Urijah Faber Gets Unexpected Guest: 'It Was The Most Foul Thing'
MMA fighter Urijah Faber is used to fending off men his size in the octagon, but a strange intoxicated woman in his bathroom was something even the UFC star couldn't stop.
True story: a woman knocked on his door, strolled right in, locked herself in his bathroom and defecated all over the floor. He was forced to call the cops to handle the situation in one of the more surprising events he's witnessed.
After recording a video Sunday night in his Sacramento home, Faber went into detail about the event on KHTK 1140's The Kickoff with Dave Deuce and Morgan Monday morning.
"She was knocking on the door for like, four minutes, but like, subtly knocking," Faber said. "So I was like, 'Is someone knocking on the door?' I go to answer it and it's this chick there who's maybe 25, I don't know, a little overweight and very intoxicated. She just rolls into the house."
After asking her if he knew her, he followed her around the house until she hurriedly found the bathroom.
"I didn't want to physically grab her," he said. "She's like a five-foot girl, and she locks herself in the bathroom, dude. I was like, 'Hello?' I can't open the door and she shut the light off."
After trying to open the door politely, he asked his buddy what to do and they decided to call the cops. After multiple cop cars, ambulances and firetrucks arrive outside his house, they picked the lock only to reveal the stench from within the bathroom.
"This chick, oh my, it was the most foul thing," Faber recalled. "It starts reeking in my house, she had vomited and crapped everywhere. Her pants were down around her knees and it was all in a pile."
She appeared to be passed out on the floor by the time the door had been opened. The police helped the woman outside - fully clothed - while Faber was left with the mess. When asked who had to clean up the mess, Faber said, "I did the dirty work, baby!"
With an 8 a.m. flight the next morning, he said he couldn't let the stench linger overnight. "I opened all the windows, the doors, turned the fans on, and I was still about to throw up," he said.
"I'm seriously thinking of taking off the base board - that's the one bathroom in my house that's actually wood flooring. It has wood base boards and all that stuff and she threw up in the corner up on the base boards," he said. "I did my own cleaning method, but I'm not the best at it. I didn't get it all, I don't think."
Now that the ordeal is over with, Faber only wishes to never talk about it again.
"I get nauseous every time I talk about it," he said. "Let's talk about something else from now on."
