Pit Bullet and Evil Shenanigans from the Midtown Maulies talk about their bout tomorrow night against the Donna Party at the Roller King in Roseville.

Ron tells the guys about his career in porn, being a classically trained pianist, and how he got the nickname “Hedgehog.”

The guys begin the day with Don’s first ever Vine video, that he took of the blood on the toilet seat in the men’s room, and the guys try to figure out who the blood came from. We also hear clips from Slow Joe’s old Saturday night radio show on WJFK, get a phone visit from porn legend Ron Jeremy, and an in studio visit from the Sacred City Derby Girls. We then do another edition of “Craig Calls Celebs,” before it’s time for the “Phantom News.” Today, Mariah Carey’s dress pops on “Good Morning America,” Amanda Bynes gets busted for felony bong throwing, and a new Anna Nicole Smith movie is in the works. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!Amanda Bynes

Lewis rants about why he doesn’t swim, why you’ll never see him on “Dancing With The Stars,” the IRS scandal, TSA, and why our news coverage sucks these days.

Today, Don and the guys talk about the Kings rally tonight, hear a news report out of Virginia about why black folks can’t swim, get a visit from comedian Lewis Black, and hear that Jose Canseco is tweeting about his rape allegations. We also see a snow cone vendor drop a deuce at an Astros game, see the gruesome video of a UK soldier after being hacked by terrorists with a meat cleaver, and our buddy Jason Newsted gets knocked off the stage at a recent show. It’s then time for the “Phantom News.” Among the stories today: Jennifer Aniston strips in her new movie, Ken Jeong is getting $5 million for “Hangover 3,” and Ryan Gosling’s new movie gets booed at Cannes. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!