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Bacon Fundraiser

Nov. 18, 2010 – Bacon Bikini Fundraising Bust

A Call Kurtis investigation exposed a Roseville Restaurant owner who didn’t hand over the money he raised for the family of a teen killed in a car crash.

11/18/2010

Nothing Here! Let him go...

Nov. 16, 2010 – Pilots Dismayed By Scanners, Pat-Downs

Airport security stops one airline pilot because he’s carrying a butter knife. And in San Diego, one traveler is told he can’t fly at all when he likens an intrusive body search to sexual harassment.

11/16/2010

Ride Cody! Ride!

Nov. 15, 2010 – Flag Uproar

School officials apologized after finding themselves the target of national anger following the news that a student was told to remove an American flag from his bike.

11/16/2010

This is a cartoon

Nov. 12, 2010 – Experts Say Plume Was A Plane

The Pentagon and NASA experts concluded Wednesday that an airliner likely caused a billowing contrail off Southern California that resembled a missile plume illuminated by the setting sun.

11/12/2010

Freeze or I'll floss you!!

Nov. 10, 2010 – ‘Toothbrush Bandit’ Arrested For Shoplifting

A woman dubbed the “toothbrush bandit” was arrested after allegedly stealing thousands of dollars’ worth of electric toothbrushes.

11/10/2010

You quitin' I'm not quitin'

Nov. 9, 2010 – Pelosi Wants To Stay At The Top Of The Party

Seven Democratic House chairmen have endorsed Rep. Steny Hoyer to become the Democrats’ second in command in the next Congress when Republicans regain control of the House.

11/09/2010

Despite my buds losing their jobs, the country gained 100,000 jobs! Ya win some, ya lose some!

Nov. 5, 2010 – Employers Add Jobs, But Unemployment Rate Remains The Same

Employers added the most jobs in five months in October, with the education and health care sectors leading the way.

11/05/2010

Mr. Obama, my people are very interested in 7-11s and the Slurpee Summit.

Nov. 8, 2010 – President Obama Visits India

President Barack Obama announced a host of new trade deals with India supporting tens of thousands of U.S. jobs Saturday as he began a 10-day trip through Asia on a determinedly domestic note.

11/05/2010

Can I afford to run for the presidency?

Nov. 4, 2010 – Jerry Brown Wins Return Trip To Governor’s Office

Democrat Jerry Brown was elected California governor on Tuesday in an extraordinary political encore, defeating billionaire Republican Meg Whitman and the $142 million she spent of her own fortune as he reclaimed the office he held a generation ago.

11/04/2010

We freaking did it!

Nov. 2, 2010 – Giants Win The World Series

Giants win the World Series!!!

11/02/2010

Goodbye Mr. Anderson. Goodbye Boss

Oct. 27, 2010 – Rocky And Bullwinkle Creator Dies

Pioneering TV cartoon artist Alexander Anderson Jr., who created the Rocky the flying squirrel and Bullwinkle the moose, among others, has died. He was 90.

10/27/2010

See Ya!!

Oct. 25, 2010 – Abandoned Diver Awarded $1.68 Million

A scuba diver abandoned at sea for hours by a boat crew six years ago was awarded $1.68 million in damages, ending his legal battle against two Los Angeles County companies.

10/25/2010

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