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Tale of the tape

One Broken Arm Later: Nate Burleson’s Pizza Vs. DiGiorno (It’s Not Delivery)

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Nate Burleson's Pizza

DiGiorno

Probably not. Unless he was the one delivering it. In which case, his agent’s gotta get him a new contract. Delivery? Not...sure. If only there was some resource to tell us whether or not DiGiorno was delivered or not.
One would assume “low”, but, well, here we are. Level of Risk? Low.
Burned tongue; crippling diarrhea Worst Risk of Injury? An arm shattered in two places, apparently.
November, best case scenario Ready for action after consumption? The next day, unless he went heavy on the red pepper flakes.
MAYbe...he got the pizza from an establishment owned by a Packers fan! Conspiracy Theory Moment? MAYbe...it actually IS delivery! Wait, who cares?
Depends. Was it meat lovers? Worth crashing a car over? Heavens, I can’t imagine.

The winner is

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Nate Burleson's Pizza
4 out of 6

With a score of 4-3, Nate Burleson’s fracture pizza somehow takes the edge! Looks like you party people had better stick to Elio’s.

-Brian Cullen, CBS Local Sports contributor

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