The Don Geronimo Show - July 12, 2012
Don begins by telling us that he hasn't had a haircut in 2 months, and his hair is getting so shaggy that Janet scheduled him an appointment - for two Saturdays from now. Don then plays a video of New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft, who is helping his new girlfriend, who is half his age, with an audition tape for a new Vince Vaughn movie. The guys have a good laugh at how awful the acting is. Don also calls in Ron and Billy from promotions. Ron and Billy have passes to see "Ted," and Don sends them out to Howe and Arden to give them away. After Little Joe tells us about his daughter keeping him awake until midnight last night, Don introduces us to a woman from Arlington, VA who has the largest breasts in the world - 102 ZZZ's, that each weigh 42 lbs.
We then hear about a British student physicist, who wrote a thesis on Batman's inability to fly, and the hassles super hero actors have to go through just to get their costumes on, before Don reads a list of the "Greatest Movies of the 90's," and we hear clips of Mitt Romney getting booed by the NAACP, a Myrtle Beach woman catching a shark while fishing, Kirk Cameron with more anti-gay marriage comments, and more Robert Blake flipping out on Piers Morgan. The guys begin another round of "Stump The Stoop," when Craig announces he's "about to crap his pants." While Craig runs to the men's room, Don talks to Ron and Billy, and the lucky listeners who won movie passes. We then get a visit from comedian Lisa Lampanelli. Lisa, who will be performing at the Uptown Theater in Napa this Saturday, tells why she's ballsier than most male comics, being on "The Apprentice," how much she loves Howard Stern, and growing up Catholic. She also does an intro for Phantom News!
After the guys finally wrap up "Stump The Stoop," it's time for the "Phantom News Hour." Today, Phantom tells us about Tom Cruise's lawyers suing The Enquirer, a man killed by tigers at the Copenhagen Zoo, the new season of Strange Sex, and last week's TV ratings. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!
