The whole gang is back from Thanksgiving break, and Don has all kinds of stories from his time off, including a visit to Colusa Casino to see our good buddy Frank Caliendo,a weekend trip to D.C., and the Redskins/Eagles game, a meltdown at Best Buy over an XBOX, and why Don says this year was the best Thanksgiving ever. We also hear about Bart’s “Red Death” drink, and Slow Joe tells us he finally lost his virginity again while visiting his family back east!

After Don reads a list of the most awful things done on Black Friday, the guys watch a few videos of women with no arms, including one that goes through a McDonalds drive thru, and Don reads another prison letter from Deuce Mason’s dad. We then get another visit from Mike Pereira, rules analyst for NFL on FOX. Mike discusses the controversial calls from the past week of games, including HOU/DET, BAL/SD, and OAK/CIN, and whether or not instant replay is slowing down the games.

Don’s fascination with armless women continues, as he plays videos of an armless woman taking care of her baby, and another woman who goes by “Tisha Unarmed.” Tisha shows us how she takes a shower, and makes a sandwich, and the guys wonder how she’s able to do other things as well. After some NFL talk, and a montage tribute to the late Larry Hagman, it’s time for the “Phantom News Hour.” Today, Black Friday hits record numbers, a hit and run driver goes 2 miles with the victim in her windshield, too many Santas are confusing to children, and the passing of Larry Hagman at 81. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!