Don starts the day with the voice mail Little Joe got from the PBR PR guy yesterday, telling us that the bull they were going to bring in today died. We also get another visit from Manti Te’o and his fake girlfriend, and then a visit from “Forrest Flacco.” After an early phone scan, we hear that Dan Marino has a 5 year old love child, and a clip of a drunk 49er fan crashing a TV set in New Orleans. We then get a visit from our good friend Dennis Hof, owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch. Dennis talks with the guys about the upcoming Valentines Day show at the ranch, and about his good friend Ron Jeremy, who is in the hospital with a heart aneurysm.

After Dennis, we hear the 49er’s Chris Culliver’s anti-gay comments, and a clip of a Ravens cheerleader who claims she wasn’t allowed to join the team at the Super Bowl because she “gained 2 pounds.” We also hear an idiot solicit a 3 way with his fiance and her best friend, and what Japanese men do on “Love Your Wife Day.”

We then get an in studio visit from Professional Bull Rider Brendon Clark. Brendon, who will be competing in the PBR show this weekend at Sleep Train Arena, talks a bit about the sport, how nasty those bulls can get, and the worst he’s ever been hurt while riding a bull. After Brendon, we find out how expensive bull semen is, and then it’s time for the “Phantom News.” Today, 30 Rock’s series finale is tonight, Ron Jeremy is still in critical condition, Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos set to be released, and Dakota Fanning’s nude scene in “Very Good Girls.” And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!