Look at this photo:Reality Sets In For Fawn Fire Evacuees In Shasta County
It was taken this weekend at Coachella and posted to Cam Newton’s Instagram page (Coachella, through my research, appears to be some sort of a music festival for which I have very little knowledge).
Look at that thing he’s wearing! Did he start a fight with the wrong set of drapes? Was it… a tragic wallpapering accident? Why is he dressed like an interior decorating experiment gone horribly wrong?READ MORE: Sacramento's New Response Team Looks To Address Mental Health, Homelessness
These are all questions that had become problematic, even resulting in lost sleep. Where have I seen that look before? I was being driven crazy by the unplaceable familiarity of Cam’s threads. And then it hit me: on Saturday afternoon, I attended the 16th birthday party of a family friend. Nothing wild, just a low-key, family-oriented celebration. Why do I bring that up? Well, guess who was wearing Cam’s outfit?
Like, every single one of the birthday girl’s friends, that’s who! Here are some stock photos of Cam’s look via a Google Image search:Sacramento County Boots Gibson Ranch Horse Riding Operator After 8-Year-Old Suffers Injuries
May you attack every day with as much confidence as Cam Newton wearing a floral romper.