This morning, the guys start by discussing the big meeting this afternoon with one of the big CBS lawyers, and Don tells us why the time of the meeting is such an inconvenience for all the guys on the show. Don then tells us why the Oscars sucked, and we then hear about Don’s weekend, which included talking smack to an 11 year old while playing Madden, and making him cry, the crazy cat lady at the Raley’s parking lot, and the text he got from Little Joe about a former employee who not only is a transexual, but has “felt like a female since he was 6.”

After Don shows us the worst tattoo ever, we hear a few clips from Jimmy Kimmel’s post-Oscars live show, and a tone deaf Brazilian who tries to sing along to the piano. We then have another phone scan, and a visit from our good buddy Dennis Hof. Dennis talks with the guys about recovering from the Valentine’s Day show, how Ron Jeremy is doing since leaving the hospital, and going to the funeral of Jerry Buss. After Dennis, Chris Myers from FOX Sports drops by. Chris talks with the guys about the NASCAR season kicking off in Daytona over the weekend.

It’s then time for “Phantom News.” Today, Wayne Newton’s Vegas estate is for sale, Lady Gaga may be a judge on “X Factor,” and a Virginia teacher gets busted for trying to hire a hit man to kill her husband. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!