Don and the guys are back from their vacation, and today is Don and Janet’s 2 year anniversary! Don gives Janet a call, and talks about his weekend brunch with Janet.
The guys talk about which wars the U.S. won, Gilbert Godfried getting fired by Aflac, and Joan Rivers’ performance in Sacramento last week.
Don plays a colonoscopy ad that is currently on CBS, which leads to a very intelligent bowel movement conversation.
Don plays clips of the Donald Trump Roast, including Larry King’s hilarious bit, and “The Situation’s” bomb. Don also plays Andrew Dice Clay going off on Charlie Sheen.
Don discusses his internet war with a house frau who watches Good Day Sacramento.
Don tries to call Libya.
Caller 100, happy ending