Don begins with a hemorrhoid discussion, in light of Phantom’s sports update, which included a soccer player who bursted a hemorrhoid during a game, resulting in blood soaked shorts. Phantom, Steve, and Craig all say that they’ve had hemorrhoids before, and Steve has even been with 3 different women who’ve had them. Don is fascinated by this, and wants to get one, just to see what it’s like. The guys then get into a discussion about yesterday’s post-show meeting, which involved Craig “donkey punching” his sister, his Grandma Bev’s boobs, and his girlfriend Paris’ toys. Don also pulls out his 10 laws for when he becomes King of the U.S., before hearing a new East Coast Bob phone call to the PGA’s U.S. Open press conference.
After Don reads of a list of the “50 Manliest Cities in the U.S.,” in which Sacramento is #44, we hear a fake 911 call about a “capsized boat,” and then 2 real 911 calls involving a man stabbing his ex wife, and a guy getting attacked by a bear. We then hear a clip of George Bush Sr. saying he doesn’t know who Justin Bieber is, and Jimmy Fallon singing a parody song of “Yesterday” with Paul McCartney. It’s then time for Dave, the Deserving Dad, who is at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Reno with Dennis Hof and a few of his finest ladies. Dave, who won our Fathers Day contest, gets pleasured on the air by the ladies, while Dennis tweets the photos on his Twitter page.
We then see new photos of the homeless man who’s face was eaten, and hear about two border agents performing oral sex at a Cirque de Soleil performance in San Diego, and a guy who hit his girlfriend with wasabi covered jeans, before we get a visit from a Maxim Top 100 model who goes by “@ItsDubs on Twitter. Dubs, who got introduced to the show by loyal listener Star, and hooked up with us through her as well, talks about being one of the ring girls tomorrow night at Little Joe’s boxing match, and talks with the guys about what she should wear. We also get a visit from our favorite gay, Roy Gilmore. Roy talks about the Sacramento Gay Pride Parade he was at, how much he hates the way Craig is dressed, and going to Palm Thprings with his boyfriend Corey. He even has a few vodka drinks while Don and Craig knock back moonshine.
It’s then time for the “Phantom News Hour.” Today, Phantom talks about the cast of the new “Munsters” TV show, a woman who claims the Philly Phanatic threw her into a pool, causing serious injuries, the death of mobster Henry Hill, and the “10 Funniest Dads on TV.” And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!