Tonight is the big boxing match between Little Joe and Blind Neal! Don talks wih Joe about his last minute fight preparations, and recording the event tonight so that we can play it for everyone on tomorrow’s show. The guys then hear tape of David Stern’s interview on the Jim Rome Show yesterday, in which he was so irritated with Rome’s “Is the draft lottery fixed?” question that he asks Rome, “do you beat your wife?” We even get a “visit” from the Commissioner to have him elaborate on his comments. We then hear the sound that Craig recorded at yeterday’s weigh in for Joe and Neal, and the first minute of the Grant Napear Show yesterday, in which Don’s “Tracy Davis” voice modulator was left on. Don then calls Dave the Deserving Dad, fresh off his visit to the Moonlite Bunny Ranch yesterday, but gets his voice mail, so Don leaves a message in true Doni G fashion.
After hearing about Steve’s bad taste in folk music, and one of his favorite bands, “Pentangle,” we hear the winner of the World Burping Championship, Tom Cruise singing “Paradise City,” and “Wanted Dead or Alive” in the new movie “Rock of Ages,” 50 Cent on the QVC, and a husband that gets stabbed by his wife over a Cosmo quiz. We then get another visit from our good buddy Sean Salisbury. Sean tells us why he thinks Blind Neal will beat Joe tonight, why he wants the Miami Heat to lose, NFL teams he played for that were the closest knit, and gives us his thoughts on this weekend’s U.S. Open.
Dennis Hof has posted videos of Deserving Dad Dave online, and the guys check one out, before giving Dave another call, and finally calling his son Ryan instead to see how Dave is doing. Slow Joe then interrupts Don about Marianne McClary looking “shiny” on Good Day Sacramento, so Don calls Marianne on her cell and has Slow leave a voice message. After hearing that Lady Gaga wants her new perfume to smell like “semen and blood,” and finding out what drugs Oliver Stone likes and hates, it’s time for the “Phantom News Hour.” Today, Phantom tells us about the new California Adventure expansion at Disneyland, Lindsay Lohan having booze in her car when she crashed it into a parked truck, and two Missouri women arrested for flashing golfers. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!