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Don begins the day with a discussion about his favorite Batman episode, and why the villains always take forever to kill Batman and Robin once they’re captured, and why they never take off the duo’s masks. Don also announces that we’ll be broadcasting the show live at Cal Expo on Wednesday, which leads to a very important question Don asks: How do different animals have sex? We then hear about Don and Janet’s weekend, which involved nails in their tires, the cowboys they saw at Dominic’s, and a devil statue at the antique store. Don even calls Janet to have her elaborate.
After the guys watch a few different videos of animals having sex, Little Joe tells us about his weekend in Shasta, and the homophobe he met at a deli. Don then tells us why he hates the new ads for Outback Steakhouse, before we hear a few clips, including Jay Cutler singing “Take Me Out To The Ballgame” at Wrigley Field, Bruce Springsteen getting his show cut off in London, and Flavor Flav hijacking an airplane P.A. on a flight to Vegas. We also hear a clip from “Strange Sex,” of a guy who has a breast milk fetish.
Don then reads a list of the “Hottest Baby Names” of the year, before telling us that Elton John doesn’t have AIDS, and showing us a picture of Madonna’s boob at one of her shows in France. Don also tells us about a Georgia man who was arrested for sucking a woman’s toes at Wal Mart. Don decides to give the Wal Mart a call to see what that was all about, while Craig punches himself in the face a few times.
It’s then time for the “Phantom News Hour. Today, Phantom tells us about Walnut, CA’s new law for non-English speaking residents, the “Pittman Doctrine” in Australia, Lindenwood University’s new multicolored football field, and Starbucks opens in a funeral home in South Carolina. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!