Today, Don asks a very important question: Who wrecked the handicapped stall in the men’s room last night? Someone missed the toilet – severely. The guys go into CSI mode, and use their best investigative techniques to narrow it down, even going so far as to call a certain KNCI evening DJ, at home to interrogate him. After Don shows the guys a video of Diane Sawyer drinking wine and popping pills on the set of 20/20 about 20 years ago, we hear that Janice from Modesto is flipping out on the Twitter machine, and Don also has a few new East Coast Bob calls for our listening pleasure. Don then calls Bob, and for the first time ever, Don talks to the prank call legend on the air, and even tosses around the idea of not only having him in the studio soon, but also getting his prank calls sponsored!
The guys then play a round of “Family Feud,” Doni G style, and today, the two Joes are paired up against Phantom and Craig. After Team Phantom dominates, we have our good friends Blind Neal and BiPolar Mary in the studio, for the first ever test-airing of the Mary & Neal Show! After possibly the most disturbing radio ever, it’s time for the “Phantom News Hour.” Among the stories today: Florida and Alabama had dead guys win elections, a robber in Ohio yells “Vote Obama” at the clerk he’s robbing, Carly Rae Jepsen is getting sued, and Lady Gaga donates $1 million to hurricane relief. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!