The day begins with a recap of yesterday’s meetings, including what we can and can’t say on the air, the “seven dirty words,” all eyes looking at Don on numerous occasions, and the stupid questions people asked. Don then tells us about a Chinese boy who got his junk pierced by a bike seat, plays a 911 call from Daytona Speedway on Saturday, and we hear that IKEA is selling horse meat meatballs.

Don then plays a couple educational films, including “The Terrible Truth About Marijuana,” and “The Blunt Truth.” After the films, we get a visit from comedian Steve Rannazzisi. Steve, who is performing at Cobb’s Comedy Club in San Francisco Thu-Sun, and is calling from Hawaii, where he’s on a family vacation, talks about his show “The League” on FX, getting into comedy, his take on the Oscars, and actually being outside the World Trade Center on 9/11. He also does an intro for “Phantom News!”

After another phone scan, and Don decides that Little Joe should dress like a woman in a future show, it’s time for the “Phantom News.” Among the stories today: the new “Dancing With The Stars” cast have been announced, Seth MacFarlane will not host another Oscars, the weekend’s box office numbers, and the “Razzies” have been announced. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!