The day starts with Rob, Arnie, and Dawn’s half-assed apology on their website that was posted yesterday. Don then asks the guys why pulling nose hairs is so painful, before getting into a discussion over Tigers vs. Lions, and which animal would win in a fight between the two. After Don tells us about going to visit his stylist this afternoon, he introduces us to a website that gives the guys hipster names, and we hear about Moseley Collins’ new ads soliciting “phone call” prayers. The guys then talk about the Al Qaeda terrorists that were caught in Toronto, before Don tells us just how much drugs a normal human can fit in their rectum. The guys then discuss who at the station could hold the most blow in their orifice, and we hear that one in five guys has faked an orgasm.
Our good buddy Dennis Hof stops by with his girl Krissy Summers, who just got a boob job last week. As Dennis sends Little Joe pictures of her procedure, Krissy tells us how Dennis surprised her with the boob job, and shows the guys just how smart she really is! After Dennis and Krissy, we get a visit from comedian Ryan Stout. Ryan, who is performing at the Punchline Wed-Sun, talks about being on “Chelsea Lately,’ tells us how much coke he could shove in his rectum, and the worst gig he’s ever had, before Don hangs up on him for saying “what not!”
After Don tells us about a new Pizza Hut app, soon to appear on XBOX, it’s time for the “Phantom News.” Today, a new Thor movie starring Kat Dennings, a new Star Trek video game, Robert Plant’s new band announces a tour, and the passing of Richie Havens at 72. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!