The week begins with Don’s weekend recap, including more weirdos at Costco, a trip to the Sizzler, and seeing Chris D’elia at the Punchline. We also hear a list of the Super Bowl halftime shows throughout history, and Don calls the Branson, Missouri Tourist Center to see what awesome shows they have coming up. After seeing a video of the world’s fastest clapper, the guys debate over whether or not Neil Patrick Harris dropped the “N” bomb last night at the Tony Awards, and Don plays some old air checks from his days at WPGC. It’s then time for another Rotating Random Phone Scan, before we get into the “Phantom News.” Today, a 19 year old drinks a pint of soy sauce, and goes into a sodium coma, a new musical comedy festival happening in Santa Monica this October, and a new Lizzie Borden movie in the works starring Christina Ricci. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!