On today’s show Don starts off by reading a transcript of a leaked audio tape of Monica Lewinsky leaving a dirty message for president Bill Clinton. Don talked about a travel magazine that ranks the most unfriendly cities, and Sacramento ranked number 10. Don and the boys talked about Eagles WR Riley Cooper dropping the N word at a Kenny Chesney concert and asked what it’s going to be like in the locker room. Don and Drew talked about Kelly Ripa and what it would be like to be married to her. Don read a book on how to help your boy discover himself from 1947 that Janet bought at an antique store. The boys talked about how Simon Cowell is going to be a father and asked if he’ll be a good dad. Don talked about the hottest NFL quarterbacks that he would go gay for. Don and the boys discussed the best Seinfeld moments and Don played audio of a crazy old woman stealing her neighbor’s rhubarb.