Don started off the show talking about his amazing football jersey collection and talked about how much money he’s spent on these dumb jerseys. Don and the boys welcome back football and talk about Al Michaels’ dentures. Little Joe calls a dumb texter and leaves him a pleasant voicemail. Don talks about the horrible Dolphin uniforms and asks why the NFL is screwing with traditional uniforms. Drew tells us about how the fight with his neighbor went over the weekend over his dogs. Don asks Little Joe about tweeting that he wants to do stand up and suggests that if & when it happens, he kills himself on stage. Don talks about a Canadian man who orgasms every time he hears a James Bond theme song. And Don and the boys actually squeezed in a phone scan.