After Tuesday’s 300-plus foot throw to home by the Athletics’ left fielder went viral, fans took to twitter to express who and what Yoenis Cespedes really is. Here are some of the comparisons.
1. Weapon Of Mass Destruction
I believe Cespedes stole a cannon from Fort Sumter and used it on Howie Kendrick #Holy$&/?.&#%*—
Ryan Florio (@florio_ryan) June 11, 2014
Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) June 11, 2014
cespedes has a hose💦💦—
timothy brokop (@tbroko) June 11, 2014
Looks like the Armed Forces, NASA and the fire department are going to be calling for Cespedes’ services. He should consider investing in a scheduling secretary.
2. An Immortal Being
Cespedes is not human
Anthony D. Wilder (@LuxuryYacht92) June 11, 2014
Cespedes is not human—
Yoenis Cespedes is the Cuban god of arm strength.—
Drew Mitrisin (@DrewMit20) June 11, 2014
Those damn conspiracy theorists.
3. A Woman
RyanG'Thang (@GoodSee24) June 11, 2014
If a play were to have a gender, honestly what else would it be? Touché RyanG’Thang.
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