Damien Barling: Pick One, Any One

I excluded the Denver Broncos from this list. Some would argue Brock Osweiler belongs here. I'm not 100% convinced he does... Yet.

Buffalo Bills - TJ Yates

New York Jets - Bryce Petty
Josh McCown
Christian Hackenberg
Houston Texans - Ryan Mallet
Cleveland Browns - Cody Kessler
Pittsburgh Steelers - Landry Jones
Joshua Dobbs
Indianapolis Colts - Scott Tolzien (starting week 1)
Jacksonville Jaguars - Blake Bortles
Chad Henne
San Diego Chargers - Cardale Jones
Oakland Raiders - EJ Manual
Connor Cook
New York Giants - Geno Smith
Washington Redskins - Colt McCoy
Chicago Bears - Mark Sanchez
Detroit Lions - Jake Rudock
Minnesota Vikings - Case Keenum
Atlanta Falcons - Matt Schaub (seriously, don't argue with me on this one. He's the butt of many of your jokes).
Los Angeles Rams - Sean Mannion
Seattle Seahawks - Austin Davis

Pick any one of these starting or back-up quarterbacks. It doesn't matter which one, just choose. Ok. Got one? Good. That quarterback you picked is employed for no other reason then they stand for the national anthem.